So today was historic.England escape again.Graham Onions is a genius and NWG thinks he maybe should replace Alastair Cook as an opener.Yes, it’s Cardiff all over again.Go England.
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England just seem to quite like batting. NWG is not sure where this has come from. Who knew after Perth that they all just wanted to wear the helmets and stand in the middle for hours on end.Australia, on the other hand, don’t seem to like bowling. Or fielding. Or umpires. Or the English. No, NWG was wrong. They like Paul Collingwood and Ian Bell.Is it just NWG that thinks Peter Siddle looks...
Graeme Swann has a "strangely deformed left knee cap."He’s out for two weeks.It all makes sense now. Only great cricketers have a deformity.Ricky Ponting: Deformed face which magnetically attracts cricket balls.Chris Tremlett: Deformed legs, arms, torso, neck having been stretched to oblivion.Andrew Flintoff: Liver, obviously.Alastair Cook: Deformed eyelashes. Weirdly long. Kevin Pietersen: ...
England lost. And then came the criticism.And no one thought to mention hair. And hair colour to be more precise.It is a known fact that dyeing one’s hair increases exponentially the chances of winning.Those who need to have pink/green/blue hair:KP.Ian Bell.Andrew Strauss....alright the whole England team.NWG knows that Clarins to a cracker of a job at covering the grey. NWG feels she should...
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