Tips for staying in good with Cricket Australia (and maybe keep your contract)

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Indexed  July 2, 2011

Don’t be a spinner, unless you are Shane Warne reincarnated. They might let you play a bit, they might even give you a contract but if you aren’t turning the ball the width of Mike Gatting they will get sick of you pretty quickly and move on to the next nobody.Date as many bimbos as you can, get yourself in the paper for things other than cricket as often as possible, even leave tours to go appease your girlfriend who was stupid enough to let some idiot take a naked photo of her. Have so little commitment to your team that a colleague – who is entirely committed – confronts you about it and is gets so angry he assaults you. That should keep you in we...   See the complete post here