A quick note to Ryan Harris regarding Sri Lanka

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Dear Ryan,You’ve done ok lately - you kicked some English arse at Perth in the Ashes and you did pretty good in the IPL. I won’t lie, I’m a little bit impressed.As you probably realise, I am the new bowling coach for Cricket Australia. I know, I know - I’m not Allan Donald but I am Australian and that’s all you need. Now, one of my firsts acts as bowling coach is to eliminate the fat fucks on the team. Justin hasn’t come around to my way of thinking yet, so Katich might not have to lose weight, but I can tell you: the days of the chubby little bowler are over.Twatto is carrying that spare tyre and Mitchy’s mum just...   See the complete post here

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