Forget Dr Phil - Justin Langer dissects the English psyche

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Over the last week, a dossier on the English cricket team by Justin Langer was leaked to the press. Here are some of the highlights: "England players work very hard on shining the ball after the lacquer is gone. They use Murray mints religiously to get it to shine up.""Because they play so much cricket, as soon as it gets a bit hard you just have to watch their body language to see how flat and lazy they get... They are the best in the world of taperin goff very quickly when things go a bit flat for them. This is also a time when most ...   See the complete post here

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