Wright Attacked

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Indexed  September 14, 2009

You know when the world’s against you when even machinery starts attacking the England side.Yes, you’ve guessed it.Luke Wright has been injured (on purpose) by a bowling machine.Bowling Wall-e aimed the ball directly at Luke’s toe.And hurt it.So he might be out for the next game which England stood a good chance of winning...no, NWG means losing.This conclusively proves that England have had some kind of voodoo performed on them, possibly by Justin Langer after his dossier failed for the Test series.

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