After his lower order skittering, Graeme Swann claimed that Mushtaq Ahmed was his batting mentor. Graeme Swann’s pleasingly unafraid to tell outright lies every now and again, but we think he was serious about this.
Mushtaq Ahmed shouldn’t be anybody’s batting mentor. You can’t just find the nearest person who’s older than you, call them a [...]
Graeme Swann saved England with five wickets and in an earlier pre-referral era, he might have had seven. Not bad for an off-spinner in the first innings of a match.
Not bad for an off-spinner in any innings, many say. Maybe Warne and Murali are to blame, but everyone thinks you need mystery these days. You [...]
As you probably already know, My Lord has gone home after being brutally attacked in the streets of Cardiff by Graeme Swann. Or possibly, Swann had Trott and Stuey ... no, not Stuey, he’s too girly ... Trott and Bresnan hold Hauritz down while he, Swann, jumped up and down on his foot until it broke. Whatever it was, My Lord’s injury is somehow all Graeme Swann’s fault....
Another day, another cricket story where all the most important facts are being omitted. Graeme Swann’s defence for being caught driving while slightly under the influence at 3am was that he had to go and get some screwdrivers from Asda because the cat was caught under the floorboards.
So many questions unanswered:
Does the cat piss in [...]
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